This is Your Guarantee of Failure. Proceed anyway.
GUARANTEED, FOR SURE, NO WAY OUT, GONNA HAPPEN, ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY CERTAIN: You will fail. At some point. More than once. You will get hurt. You’re going to get dumped, broken up with. Betrayed, even. Heart broken. Heart.BROKEN. You might get kicked out, rejected, canned. Denied entry. Not invited. You will be criticized. You will be
